Dancing Hot Dog Costume

You know you want to be a dancing hot dog. Who doesn't? It's super easy with this 2-piece costume. The Hot Dog Tunic has attached sleeves and hands, and the Hot Dog Pants have attached shoe covers. Convenient head/hand slits for easy access to cups, touch screens, and turntables! Fits best on people under 6'4", and ages 14+. Made of 100% beef, but never starts it.

Retail value: $80